[immediately after investigations finish, a group text is sent to Yamato, Alphinaud, Kon, and Beau!]
Emergency meeting. Now. Beau, too. By the woods east of the dorms.
[and as they show up, they'll find Rita there, pacing and radiating anxiety, confusion, frustration! when she sees Beau in particular, she'll give her a wide-eyed, bewildered look.]
Hm. I somehow failed to consider that another would have the same idea as us... I confess, however, that I am shocked that anyone followed through with it.
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Emergency meeting. Now. Beau, too.
By the woods east of the dorms.
[and as they show up, they'll find Rita there, pacing and radiating anxiety, confusion, frustration! when she sees Beau in particular, she'll give her a wide-eyed, bewildered look.]
What the hell happened?
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What do you mean?
[ looks between her and beau? ]
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so yeah, rita just nods vigorously.
the fuck????]
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What?!
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... But that's the last thing I remember. I ended up falling asleep, too.
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[ fuck. fuck! fuck is the emotion ]
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... But then—who?
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Hm. I somehow failed to consider that another would have the same idea as us... I confess, however, that I am shocked that anyone followed through with it.
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Flatly: ]
I can, at the very least, tell you what did not work.
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Well, it just means nobody went into the cafeteria, I guess.
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Our plan backfired just a little.
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[ he's so orange... ]
You'll have to try and wash it off as best you can.
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Believe you me, I will attempt exactly that. The true question after this is whether or not I confess I know what this was for.
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Yeah, what the heck happened to you, actually?
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Would that I could say, precisely, but I suddenly came to on the floor of the cafeteria.
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Yeah, and you scared the fucking shit out of me, I hope you know.
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Erm... Allow me to apologize again, Beau. Honest and true, I haven't the faintest how I got out there...
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The whole fucking point of this was so that nobody here was going to get hurt.
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Lemon juice and hydrogen peroxide will take it off your skin. A few washes will get it out of your clothes.
[ HE'S SO MAD RIGHT NOW but clearly not at alphinaud. the one week! no one tracks evidence into the kitchen!!!! ]
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... Thank you. I shall look into it and, with any luck, get this washed off.
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Sorry, Alph. I wanted to catch somebody in it, but not like this.
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I shall take it as a boon. Not that I am expecting it, mind, but it does clear me of any suspicion.